Carlito Gone? That’s Not Cool!

Even Cena can't believe this one.


WWE Superstar Carlito (Carlos Colon) has been released from his World Wrestling Entertainment contract as of today May 21, 2010. Carlito’s termination was due to his first violation of the WWE Wellness Program and his subsequent refusal to attend a rehabilitation facility.

So I suspect this is more a case of where the person is taking performance enhancing drugs not to enhance their performance, but rather because they do not give a shit. At all. On the Mr. Brightside of things, Carlito can now shuffle on over to TNA, and become their eight million billionth roster member. – Dusty

EDITED TO ADD: It just now occurred to me that John Cena looks like Ashton Kutcher after a steroid sandwich. That dirty fucking hobo is supposed to be the best wrestler going right now. Jesus fucking Christ.

One Response to “Carlito Gone? That’s Not Cool!”

  1. stuntgranny 2010-05-24 at 8:06 am #

    Like when the Bundys were the one millionth customers at the grocery store and won a shopping spree, will Carlito, for being the eight million billionth roster member, win the chance to rifle through everyone else’s bags and score some drugs? -E

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