Twitter and YouTube work! Matt Hardy released! He got his wish! (Nerd.)

Wait, see what I did with that picture?

According to, Matt Hardy has been released from WWE. Good riddance. If you’re so god damned adamant about not being a company man for the people who put you on the map… if you’re so full of yourself that you Tweet and YouTube about yourself 12 times a day… if you’re so self-loathing that, as an athlete, you fail to go to the gym for months and then fake an injury (*cough*GilbertArenas*cough*) or OD or whatever gets you sent home like a huge baby, then you deserve to be released, not because you want to go help your brother make TNA the best garsh-darneded rasslin’ company they ever was, but because you’re complete trash and have no place in the biggest company in your field. Have fun continuing to toil in mediocrity, which, if Google Latitude is correct, is located somewhere within your drug-addled brother’s shadow. -Eric

3 Responses to “Twitter and YouTube work! Matt Hardy released! He got his wish! (Nerd.)”

  1. rudy gonzalez jr 2010-10-15 at 4:27 pm #

    Good riddance!! The Hardy’s were just puppets that when things did not go their way, they pouted and started crying when all they ever got was oppopportunities’ but they are not up to par when it comes to wwe.Has Matt seen himself in the mirror lately? He looks fat, slow and out if shape. Go to Tna with the old guys and see how good you had it, you puke!!

  2. Kirk Angel 2010-10-15 at 8:46 pm #

    Whoa. Way to tear Matt a fifth asshole! Well done!

  3. Jeff Brown 2010-10-16 at 1:46 pm #

    That picture gets me everytime!!! I come to this site a couple times a day just to laugh my ass off at it. That little dude has to be the official stuntgranny mascot.

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