WWE Hall of Fame, Undertaker surgery, Bret Hart’s shades, Lacey leaves TNA… some of this is news
According to Prowrestling.net, WWE is seeking proposals from cities across the country and around the world and as close to those marks in Orlando as possible to host a physical WWE Hall of Fame. They’re asking public, private and government entities to submit their proposals, but according to a WWE source,
“WWE is in the very preliminary stages of evaluating this opportunity, and we have nothing further to report at this time.”
Oh, well go fuck yourself then. In the meantime, everyone go to www.wrestlingmuseum.org and check out a hall of fame that already exists and is awesome.
Also according to Prowrestling.net, Undertaker finally underwent rotator cuff surgery last week, which shelves the normal human being for 4-6 months. Of course, Undertaker is an Old West zombie, so he’ll be back for WrestleMania (which, for you math wizards is 4 months and 3 weeks away, totally do-able, even for Undertaker, who’s so fragile his T-shirts say, “This Side Up”).
Let’s see, what other old news is at Prowrestling.net… oh yeah, speaking of broken-down old men, Bret Hart’s ring jacket and shades were stolen from ringside at a live event in Germany. A) He’s a legend in Germany, so this should come as no surprise. B) He could always come back to the hall of fame in Waterloo, Iowa (www.wrestlingmuseum.org) and take back the jacket he donated. C) I’d love to see Old Man Hart run after the kid who stole that stuff; it would look like his slow-motion training video before WrestleMania XII, plus he’d spend the whole time yelling about, “You dern kids!”
I’ll end on this one for now: According to Prowrestling.net, Lacey Von Erich has parted ways with TNA. I’m not going to quote her, because I’d rather get straight to the joke about how her left leg should agree to part ways with her right leg and make room for me. -Eric -Jeremy
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