Former TNA star Scott Hall sentenced to jail

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"At a total combined weight of 750 milliliters, the team of Borrowed Time!"

According to Prowrestling.net, former WWE star Scott Hall was sentenced to 10 days in jail stemming from a May 2010 arrest for drunken driving. The sentence was reduced to two days thanks to previous time served, none of which Hall actually remembers, so good for him.

For starters, you’ll notice our headline attributes Scott Hall’s stardom to TNA. That’s because TNA is white trash, much like Scott Hall. Also, you’ll notice we haven’t linked back to the original story from May 2010 of Scott Hall being arrested. That’s because we absolutely don’t remember that happening. Not because it’s not newsworthy, but because this guy gets himself in so much trouble, he makes blurs look clear. It’s like if someone punched you in the nuts 10,000 times and then asked, “Hey, remember that time I punched you in the nuts?” -Eric

3 Responses to “Former TNA star Scott Hall sentenced to jail”

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    Fanatic 2011-06-21 at 1:45 pm #

    Scott Hall will master making booze in his toilet bowl by the end of day 2.

    So is it supposed to be Hall vs Ken, Ole, Arn, Gene or CW Anderson?

    • stuntgranny
      stuntgranny 2011-06-22 at 8:42 am #

      I would guess Arn since he was the drunkard. What does the rest of the shirt say? Can we pretend it says “Fistings Challenge”? -E

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        Fanatic 2011-06-22 at 2:25 pm #

        I’m pretending Jake’s reads “My Drug” on the top.

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