Ultimate Warrior’s crusade against Hulk Hogan turns into shoot interview

If you haven’t kept up, the Ultimate Warrior has been on a social media tear lately, posting videos remembering Macho Man Randy Savage as well as ones blasting Hulk Hogan for things like drawing more money than him and being 100 times more popular on his worst day than Warrior was on his best being a bad person and saying mean things. (This comes years after Warrior turned himself into a blogging machine, writing page after page of inscrutable, illegible, babbling garbage, and if that rings a bell, then keep in mind how legit and comprehensible this next gem is sure to be; example of a response to one of Warrior’s blogs here.)

Welp, Warrior is going great guns with his next venture: a 55-minute shoot interview where he does nothing but talk shit on expose Hulk Hogan for all the stuff we already know all sorts of stuff we never knew. Things like how Hogan never reconnected with Savage before Savage’s death (bastard!), how Hogan frequently lies (I think the Pontiac Silverdome now holds 17 hundred kaflillion people, brother) and Hogan’s “open relationship” with his now ex-wife, Linda. Warrior even says of the Hogans, “You were both whores and did slutty stuff on the side.” “Slutty stuff? SICK BURN! He also hops in his time-traveling phone booth to make fun of Hogan for shit we already took care of: “You ended up sleeping with one of your daughter’s friends.” Warrior, you so two-thousand-and-LATE. (He also said Linda has been “bedding” one of Nick’s high school friends; I haven’t heard the word “bedding” since Shep was a pup.) And of all the god damn things, Warrior spends nearly a minute talking about how Hulk Hogan is bald. Sorry, Vince Russo covered that in 2000. And was sued for it.

Anyway, the above video is a 7-minute sample of the 55-minute video to come June 17, where Warrior, as he’s done for the past 21 years, rides Hogan’s coattails to a modicum of success and a smidgen of delusional victory speaks the truth and makes complete and total sense. Get out your rocket fuel, kids! -Eric

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