Headlines: Colt Cabana wrestles WWE dark match, Kenny Omega wrestles 9-year-old girl

Make this thing go viral! According to Prowrestling.net, Kenny Omega wrestled a 9-year-old girl for the new Stardom promotion in Japan. This clip is the best thing to happen to wrestling and YouTube since those Chikara or CZW or whatever guys wrestled hypnotized.

In other most excellent news, according to Prowrestling.net, Dr. Colt Cabana wrestled a dark match at last night’s WWE Smackdown tapings. He lost to Wade Barrett. Cabana has been in the news lately, including on the front page of TMZ.com, thanks in part to his friendship with CM Punk and thanks in part to his generally being awesome. (“Nick Bockwinkel has old balls,” anyone?) Now keep in mind there’s always the possibility someone sent in a false report to stir up the hornet’s nest known as the Internet Wrestling Community. But the difference between hornets and the IWC, as it’s known, is that hornets are productive as predators of plant-eating insects, whereas the IWC is full of predators of Funyuns and Mountain Dew. -Eric

3 Responses to “Headlines: Colt Cabana wrestles WWE dark match, Kenny Omega wrestles 9-year-old girl”

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    Billy Bill August 3, 2011 at 6:44 pm #

    http://i56.tinypic.com/15h08z6.jpg

    Oh it’s real about Colt Cabana working a WWE dark match.

    • stuntgranny
      stuntgranny August 4, 2011 at 11:29 am #

      Well I’ll be a son of a gun! Thanks for the pic! -E

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    hotshot bald cop August 30, 2011 at 7:49 pm #

    Do really assume this is true?

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