Happy 59th birthday, Hulk Hogan!
(Those were happier days, dude; look below for some hatred, brother!)
Hulk Hogan turned 59 today, and some of his friends have wonderful birthday wishes for the No. 1 Hulkamaniac. Here’s “Dr. D” David Schultz, the man who claims to have stuck Hogan in the buttock with injectable steroids so often it made his ass harder than a prison lifer:
Booker T would normally leave a present for the Hulkster, but in this case, he wants to take something:
Shawn Michaels offers up his own interpretive dance:
And Hulk’s old nemesis Ultimate Warrior conjures up some fun memories:
Hulkster, allow your fans at Stunt Granny to pile on… er, continue the birthday wishes, and here’s to hoping you can keep Tweeting about what a great day it is to be alive, while Linda sells, like, 14 copies of her shitty tell-all autobiography. -Eric
What about Hulk Hogan’s Brain?
That thing was going nowhere fast. (The Twitter account, not his brain.) Sad face. -E
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