The WWE has officially signed Kenta Kobayashi from Pro Wrestling NOAH. To prevent a melt down on the scale of Sin Cara, HHH sent Hulk Hogan to help KENTA announce his signing. We all know that is a sign that tells KENTA he is completely screwed if he doesn’t speak English like Sin Cara. It also tells KENTA that his in ring skills come second in the WWE because we all know that Hogan wasn’t that good in the ring. HHH sent his own message by sending KENTA to NXT instead of throwing him onto the main roster so as to not repeat his own mistake with Sin Cara. This seems like a good plan to allow KENTA to adjust his style and the North American lifestyle. KENTA will have no time to adjust in the ring since his matches will be on the WWE Network for everyone to analyze. His biggest adjustment will be getting used to the “North American lifestyle” which is a nice way to say “You won’t need to wrestle in those shit holes that Ring Of Honor does. Remember that the crowd at Full Sail University is larger than any venue you have wrestled at already.” I KENTA wait to see if he can adapt to the WWE or he’ll be saying “Saynora” as quickly as Sin Cara said “Adios”. – Kevin