"I gotta clean this place up, brother!"

For those of you like me who think this stupid Jeff Hardy thing is a work (awfully convenient that he shows up to yet another PPV too fucked up to dance, as if that’s the one day per month he does all of his drugs at once), according to Prowrestling.net, even Hulk Hogan is Tweeting out his frustrations about all things TNA.

Brother, we’re trying to get everything straightened out. I feel bad about some of the situations that have to be (dealt) with.

I ran this through the Alta Vista Babelfish Hulkster-to-English translator, and it read:

I’m a team player for now, but that Vince Russo brother is an idiot who tried working you fans with this Jeff Hardy ga-ga, and I feel as though he needs to be fired.

And in the time it took me to post the above info, Prowrestling.net (via that Mike Johnson brother) posted that Jeff Hardy was sent home from the iMPACT! tapings today. It’s 1:21 p.m. EDT (or is it EST?); are you seriously telling me that anyone from TNA, roster or employee, is at the iMPACT! zONe right now to even make that decision? This sounds like fake leaked news to stir the pot (from which no one’s eating, so who gives a fuck?), and I only hope the 0.2 drop in ratings this bull honky is sure to bring is enough to “straighten out” TNA’s problems, brother. -Eric