Stunt Granny Conversation: Luke Harper & Jeremy’s Pitch To Grumpy Cat

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Kevin:  I noted that as I plowed through the show. Stupid Steelers just can’t blow out shitty teams.
Jeremy:  well they were getting blown out. I was confused but hen they lost to the Jets. I loved Harper winning even if they go to commercial a minute in to the f’ing match.
Kevin:  I figured he won when you hit me up. The main Survivor Series angle just feels so forced. They’ve had a month to build up titanic changes to Raw from scratch since the Authority has been in the back ground. It’s not working.
Jeremy:  there was that as well. But the fact we , you first, saw him in little PWO and now in middle of an important angle with the IC title was pretty cool.
Kevin He’s killing it. It makes me wonder why Harper never got a chance before now. He was in ROH so it’s not like he was just in PWO. As much as I bag on them, the WWE probably keeps tabs on them to snag more talent.
Jeremy:  yeah true but ROH is a mess anyway. No idea what to do and with hsi size they knew he wasnt staying
Kevin Well, that’s the other weird part to me. He was in ROH then went down to the smaller leagues. He’d been out of ROH for a few years when I saw him.
Jeremy:  guess the “talent” they had was more precious to hang on to
look at the PWO guys that weren’t in ROH.
Kevin:  I’m still digging DJ Z in TNA even if the majority of the rest of that product is trash.
Jeremy:  he fits the gimmick
Kevin So does Harper which makes him so awesome. Well, except for the part that he’s in with the corporate goons.
Jeremy:  He’s a team player. My scenario is that they all reunite at WM under Bray. Authority ditches Harper for whatever reason and Wyatt realizes he didn’t fix him and brings them all back. Rowan is just wandering. I do want to go back and watch his reaction to rowan teaming with Cena.
Kevin:  I was so done at that point that I was FFing. Finished the column at 1 AM. Erased my DVR copy of it.
Jeremy:  I was out by 10:30. Was tired all day and couldn’t do it any longer
Kevin:  Ha. Well, the WWE stayed on message even if it’s a garbled, doesn’t make a lick of sense message.
Jeremy:  The convenient history cracks me up. um, everyone on cenas team has abused or sabotaged him in the past
Kevin:  That just drove me batty. They show the Ryback vs Cena clips but then no other history counts. And why would Cesaro side with the Authority since they’ve relegated him to a jobber since Wrestlemania? For doing his job exceptionally well I might add
Jeremy:  Right, his presence is pretty funny. Guess it is screen time for him only.
KevinYeah, it was a funny gag at that moment and helps keep him exposed in big situations. I’ve got a better plan though, don’t make Cesaro a jobber then he won’t need dumb spots like that. I did like Cena’s make up speech to Ryback about that incident.
Jeremy:  yes Cena was solid there. More of that John is always nice. Cesaro, just no answers man, never seen a drop liek that with no backstage news to at least give clues
Kevin Cesaro will be a head scratcher for a long time. Did you see what Sheamus’s real injury was?
Jeremy:  No, I figure it has to be a storyline thing to make some logic out of him not showing up at the end and probably Sunday. Would love for it to be the catalyst to his heel turn but it won’t.
Kevin How excited are you that the Blaxtion still may happen?
Jeremy:  I am curious to see what it is exactly. I really hope they are angry dudes using this gimmick as a distraction. Or they go Beaver Cleaver or whatever hsi name was and drops it and just rails against it. I want an angry Big E damnit.
Kevin I’d love the gimmick being a distraction from them being under handed. We’re both asking the WWE to think though so that will be a problem.
Jeremy:  I think the disingenuous positive message thing could work.
One thing though, i have seen this era of WWE being dubbed the “reality era” this has to be incorrect. I mean right? there isn’t a thing genuine about this product.
Kevin It started with CM Punk’s pipe bomb but has been anything but reality ever since then. I understand that the Miz is over selling his Hollywood cred on purpose but even an over blown actor wouldn’t talk to Grumpy Cat to try and get his next project.
Jeremy:  Grumpy Cat was a thing last year right? Nothing like being up to date. On that thought, that cat was adorable last night and that is without a drop of sarcasm. When it started to fall asleep on the Miz I felt a bond.
Kevin I see what you did there and it was funny. Am I the only one done with Mizdow being the stunt double? I love him but there’s no reason for him to be second fiddle to a guy who puts a used to be famous cat to sleep.
Jeremy:  If they win the tag titles yes. If they don;t break em up and you have a new face to get behind.
Kevin:  It gets to another basic problem the WWE has, they love heel champs but have no one but heels to challenge for the titles. I like the Dust Brothers but I’m not going to root for them in a title match vs Miz & Mizdow, who are cheered & booed. The WWE solved that problem though by tossing in the stalled Usos & still nothing Los Matadores into the mix.
Jeremy:  Sorry, are we talking about tag-team wrestling? Can we go back to something more relevant like Grumpy Cat? The movie synopsis has me hooked. Grumpy Cat is a lonely cat living in a mall pet shop. Because she never gets chosen by customers, she develops a sour outlook on life…until one day during the holidays, a very special 12-year-old girl named Chrystal enters the pet store and falls in love with her after realizing she is the only person who can hear this unique cat talk. As the two develop a close friendship during the holiday rush, Grumpy reluctantly thwarts the kidnapping of an exotic dog she dislikes, and on Christmas Eve rescues Chrystal after the mall closes. Through her adventures, will Grumpy learn the true meaning of Christmas? Or will it be, in her words, the “Worst. Christmas. Ever?” You bet she will! Do you realize Grumpy Cats name is Tardar Sauce? Teh cats nickname is Tard. That is 1,000 times better than anythign WWE has produced since Wrestlemania 30. Let alone the tag team division.
Kevin I only mentioned the heel/baby face problem because they have it with the rest of titles including the atrocious AJ Lee vs Nikki Bella story going on. Luke Harper getting the belt lets him battle, um, hmm, and Rusev can battle, well, yeah, as Brock Lesnar sits around doing nothing. He can take on John Cena for the 3rd time or, let’s see, exactly.
Jeremy:  They botched all of the big time babyfaces but right now with no Champion it doesnt seem to be a pressing issue. I am nto syaing it isnt but with Lesnar counting his money all they need is to feed peopel to Cena. Isn’t that the case forever though?
Kevin You can’t feed the Divas to Cena. Or the tag team division. Or all IC Title contenders. Or all US Title belt contenders. So, the WWE can keep the main event going with Cena being the only main eventer. It does come in useful that he is a gray character because it’ll get a reaction.
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